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-- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe --
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So, Grandma's birthday is coming up.

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Boom. Another one on the
scorecard for Gram Gram.

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She's still alive and
probably shouldn't drive.

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But you know those handmade gifts

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you make for your grandma every year?

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Know 'em? I half-ass 'em.

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Yes, and she notices.

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I didn't half-ass it. I made Grandma

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a pretty great necklace last year.

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One noodle on a string
does not a necklace make.

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Listen, Grandma could die this year.

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I mean, we don't know.

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- Bob.
- I'm not saying she's going to.

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- Yeah, it's exactly what you said.
- God forbid.

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If she did die, it would be horrible.

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O-Obviously. And you kids wouldn't want

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the last thing she saw
to be your crappy gifts.

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Point is, no half-assing it this year.

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Wait, did she like what
I got her last year?

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- What was it again?
- A shell.

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- A shell?
- Yeah, a shell, uh, and...

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You know what, never
mind. I can beat it.

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And my dad's birthday's
coming up, too, you know.

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Handmade gifts
for multiple grandparents.

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Huh, wow. I guess we'll
just take a sabbatical

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from the slop shop to get all that done.

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Just make the gifts.
It's part of being a kid.

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The worst part of being a kid.

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Besides being scared
the drain in the bathtub

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will eat your penis.

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Aw, poor Genie's weenie.

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It's forced labor.

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It's like when they
make elephants paint.

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Ugh, I wish I could paint
like those elephants.

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Check out this burnt Tater Tot, J-Ju.

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- Wow.
- I like it cooked,

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not cooked in a kiln.

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I mean, come on.

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- What's a kiln?
- What's a kiln?

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You never been to Color Me Mine?

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That's where I colored you yours.

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Wait, the kiln, of course.

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The Legend of the Lost Ceramics Room.

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The Legend of the Lost Ceramics Room?

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I'm not familiar with that one.

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- Really?
- Seriously?

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How do you not know about that?

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Everyone knows about that.

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I... Well, I don't, okay?

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Do you not talk to people
on the playground, or...

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- Can you just tell me, please?
- Okay.

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According to the legend
that Wagstaff kids

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have told each other for decades...

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- Every kid but you, apparently.
- Yeah, I get it.

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It all happened forever ago,

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in, like, the '80s.

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Back when Huey and Carl
Lewis ruled the world.

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Wagstaff had a ceramics class then.

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Kids were making stuff with
clay all day, every day.

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But then, over one weekend,

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there was a kiln fire.

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Sprinklers put it out,

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but it was a huge smoky mess.

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Like Winston Churchill.

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On Monday, there was supposed to be

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some big school board
inspection or something,

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- so instead of cleaning the place up,
- _

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what does the principal do? He panics.

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He and the janitor and
the janitor's brother

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slap a wall where the door used to be.

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- Wall slap.
- One day,

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the ceramics room is there,

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the next day, it's not.

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All the pinch pots, all the vases,

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all the cool Papa Smurf
sculptures... sealed inside.

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- You think that really happened?
- What if it did?

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What if we could find it?
We wouldn't have to make any gifts,

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because some kids in the '80s
already made 'em for us.

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- I don't know.
- All we got to do

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is figure out where this lost room is,

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knock a hole in the
wall... We're in, we're out.

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Bing, bang, boom.

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Seems like a lot of work
to avoid making some gifts.

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Plus, how do you even look
for a lost ceramics room?

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Ugh, I think we're gonna
have to talk to grown-ups.

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More like groan-ups.

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An art program at
Wagstaff? That's hilarious.

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It rings a bell.

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That was unrelated.

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That legend's not true.

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And I was a student at
Wagstaff around that time,

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so I would know.
A pretty cool student, too.

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Ever hear of the seventh
grade class secretary?

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'Cause I was elected that.

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Hidden room? The only thing hidden

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in this school is my
personal toilet paper.

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Ah, I've said too much!

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Hey.

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Uh, you wouldn't mind if I
worked on a little side project

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while I'm eating, would you?

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- Yeah, sure, it's okay, yeah.
- Uh, maybe not.

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Great. Uh, plug this
guy in for me, will you?

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The only outlet is by the coffee maker.

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- It's kind of inconvenient.
- Perfect. Plug her in.

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- Mm-hmm.
- I got it.

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What's your side business, Teddy?

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Oh, I'm replacing cracked
cell phone screens.

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Been doing it a couple of months now.

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It's fun, but it's kind of lonely

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at my house, alone.

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I bet. -Uh-huh. You're
really spreading out there.

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Oh, yeah, you gotta, when
you're working with this many

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bits and pieces, you know,
you got to spread it out.

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I mean, but it's, like,
three seats, Teddy,

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- plus the light.
- It's fine, it's fine.

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Mm-hmm.

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Oops, ah.

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I dropped a little
screw behind the counter.

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You mind grabbing that for me, Bobby?

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You want to borrow my visor?

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- Not really.
- You see it?

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No, I just see floor right now.

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Yeah, you should really use my visor.

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I-I don't want to, Teddy.

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- Ooh, is that it?
- No, that's dirt.

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- Is that it?
- No, that's...

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- Oh, my God, what is that?
- Oh. Oh, gross.

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Okay, I think I got it. Here you go.

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Thanks. Heh-heh. Whoa,
I dropped it again.

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- Bob, you mind?
- Mm-hmm.

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- It's a screw. It's little.
- Mm-hmm.

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I know, I just got it.

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Is it true? I don't know.

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If it's a weird, creepy
legend, then it's probably true.

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You should go look for it.

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What else are you doing with your time?

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- But how?
- You need to find someone

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that took ceramics then.

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How do we do that?

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Well, how the hell would I know?!

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Whoa, whoa, can I see your
coffee mug for a second?

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It's not coffee, but I guess
a sip wouldn't kill you.

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Who's Rose Reynolds?

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Beats me. It's a mug
from the faculty lounge.

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You think I buy my own mugs?

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It looks like old Rose
Reynolds made this mug in '83.

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She might remember something.

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- 1983, though, right?
- Yes, Tina.

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Cool, cool. I thought maybe 1883,

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but that's ridiculous. Too long ago.

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Yes, that's pretty
much how I remember it.

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There was a ceramics room on Friday,

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then on Monday, it was
gone... Just walled up.

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Now, Rose, at the time,

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had Taco Tuesday been invented yet?

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I want to say it had.

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Thank you. No further questions.

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Wow. Okay, so they
sealed all the ceramics

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and pottery in the room?

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Yeah. I know for sure I
made a couple Monchhichi mugs

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I never got back.

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So it's true. The legend's all true.

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Now, can you remember
where the room was?

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Hmm, I think it was
on the second floor...

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No, the first. The third. Maybe.

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So first, second, or
third floor. Got it.

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I might have an old
yearbook, if that'll help.

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I think we're done here.

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Geez, we were leaving anyway.

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No, I mean we are done here.

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- Hi.
- Thank you, sweetie.

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You were so still in there.

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That's where kids come from?

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No, that's where kids end
up, if they're my kids.

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We make pi�atas of ourselves.

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It's fun. Do your parents
not do this to you?

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- Um, no.
- Uh, can we get that yearbook?

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I feel like we were
lucky to get out of there

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without getting kid-yata'd.

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Hey, look, Frond was
seventh grade secretary.

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- More like sexy-tary.
- Hold on, these kids are walking

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- out of this room carrying pottery.
- Okay.

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If we can figure out where this was,

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we'll find the lost ceramics room.

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- And maybe ourselves.
- Guys,

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Rose didn't just give us an old yearbook

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with so many pictures of skinny ties.

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She gave us a treasure map.

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Maybe this is the hallway.

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Mm, not so sure.

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That picture's in black and white,

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and our school is in color.

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Even if we find the ceramics
room and it's full of ceramics,

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wouldn't we be giving our grandparents

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handmade gifts that we didn't hand-make?

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Tina, Tina, Tina, do you love
Grandma and Grandpa or not?

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- Yeah.
- I love them,

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but I'm not in love with them.

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Hmm, this doesn't line up.

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Let's try the hallways upstairs.

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Oh, there's a stairwell there. Nope.

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Hmm, not a match, right?

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Call the whole thing
off? Good idea. I agree.

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Wait a minute. This lines up.

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There used to be a door
where those lockers are.

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They must have put in lockers
over the wall at some point.

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We found it.

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Okay, we can't cut
through those lockers,

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but we can cut through... there.

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That's where we dig.

212
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Where's where you dig?
What are you digging?

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We're digging school
in general, Mr. Frond.

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We're digging all of it.

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The whole vibe. And you... you're great.

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- Big fan.
- All right, then.

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Well, better get back
to guidancing, you.

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The world needs that
stuff more than ever.

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It really does.

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- It really does, Mr. Frond.
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

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- My goodness.
- Phew, that was a close one.

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Was it just me, or did he
hardly have any cat hair

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on his sweater today?

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Oh, it's all on his back.

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We're so close, guys.

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At lunch, no one will
be in that classroom.

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That's when we crack through the wall,

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into the ceramics room.

229
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Eh, lunchtime is no good
for me; I eat lunch then.

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- Gene.
- Okay, okay. I'll make it work.

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- Psst. Bobby.
- Yeah.

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- Bob.
- I'm right here. I can see you.

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Look at all these customers, huh?

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For me and for you.

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- Right? Huh?
- Uh, yeah.

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I mean, it's two customers,
but it's-it's good for business.

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Well, I'm gonna get back to cooking.

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- Yeah. I'm gonna get back
to my business, too. - Okay.

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- Right?
- Great.

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You're working, I'm working, right?

241
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Yeah, in the same place.

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We could probably split a business card.

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You got to order, like, 300 of 'em...

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I got to get back to work, Teddy.
-... at a time. Okay.

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- So do you.
- Oh, I'll see you around.

246
00:08:37,999 --> 00:08:39,699
Just saying, the cafeteria

247
00:08:39,735 --> 00:08:41,968
is wildly unprepared for a to-go order.

248
00:08:42,003 --> 00:08:44,437
- It's embarrassing.
- Okay, that's the spot.

249
00:08:44,473 --> 00:08:46,206
Here, chisel away.

250
00:08:46,241 --> 00:08:47,941
A stapler and a pen?

251
00:08:47,976 --> 00:08:49,820
- Short notice, okay?
- Why do I have to do it?

252
00:08:49,845 --> 00:08:52,645
You're the strongest;
you've got puberty strength.

253
00:08:52,681 --> 00:08:54,614
Guys, there's no way this
is even going to work.

254
00:08:54,649 --> 00:08:56,950
- It's working.
- Oh, my God, these walls are crap.

255
00:08:56,985 --> 00:08:58,551
Okay. I think we have a peephole.

256
00:08:58,587 --> 00:09:00,053
Peephole, peephole, please!

257
00:09:00,088 --> 00:09:03,056
All right. Let's see some treasure.

258
00:09:03,091 --> 00:09:06,259
No, no, no, no. A broom closet?!

259
00:09:06,294 --> 00:09:07,888
Hold on.

260
00:09:10,031 --> 00:09:12,091
How's your day going?

261
00:09:12,116 --> 00:09:14,167
It's okay. It's a lot of this.

262
00:09:14,202 --> 00:09:17,170
Boy, do you guys look stupid
for digging through that wall.

263
00:09:17,205 --> 00:09:19,606
- Hi. Welcome to Bob's Burg...
- Welcome to Teddy's iScreen,

264
00:09:19,641 --> 00:09:22,575
You Screen, We All
Screen for iScreen Repair.

265
00:09:22,611 --> 00:09:24,322
- Teddy, what are you doing?
- What? We don't know

266
00:09:24,346 --> 00:09:26,090
if the guy is here for
your business or mine.

267
00:09:26,114 --> 00:09:27,947
- I'm here for a quick burger.
- Got it.

268
00:09:27,983 --> 00:09:29,916
And how's your cell phone
screen? Is it cracked?

269
00:09:29,951 --> 00:09:32,130
- D-Does it have only...
- Uh, uh, take a seat anywhere. Sorry.

270
00:09:32,154 --> 00:09:33,998
- Teddy, please.
- Right, right, sorry.

271
00:09:34,022 --> 00:09:35,700
I'm gonna go ahead and
get back to work, Bobby.

272
00:09:35,724 --> 00:09:36,934
Um, wh-wh-what is that?

273
00:09:36,958 --> 00:09:38,525
It's a little background music.

274
00:09:38,560 --> 00:09:40,538
Helps me focus when I'm
working on the detailed stuff.

275
00:09:40,562 --> 00:09:42,362
- I-Is it okay?
- Uh, n-n... uh, no.

276
00:09:42,397 --> 00:09:43,797
Of course it's okay.

277
00:09:43,865 --> 00:09:45,365
It's fine. It's-it's jazzy.

278
00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:47,695
Yeah, I-it's jazz. Jazzy jazz.

279
00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:49,169
It doesn't even have any words.

280
00:09:49,204 --> 00:09:51,104
- All right, fine.
- I appreciate it, Bob.

281
00:09:51,139 --> 00:09:52,705
Now I can get back in the zone.

282
00:09:56,011 --> 00:09:57,710
Teddy.

283
00:09:57,746 --> 00:09:59,846
Teddy. Teddy.

284
00:09:59,881 --> 00:10:01,681
- Teddy.
- What? What?

285
00:10:01,716 --> 00:10:04,784
- What? - It doesn't have no
words if you're singing words.

286
00:10:04,820 --> 00:10:06,319
- I was singing?
- Yes, you were.

287
00:10:06,354 --> 00:10:08,154
- Oh.
- It was nice.

288
00:10:08,190 --> 00:10:10,824
Sorry about that. I d... I
didn't realize I was doing that.

289
00:10:12,861 --> 00:10:14,627
Oh. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Sorry.

290
00:10:14,663 --> 00:10:17,163
That was me again.

291
00:10:19,956 --> 00:10:21,334
Oh, my God.

292
00:10:21,369 --> 00:10:24,137
So I guess the legend is just

293
00:10:24,172 --> 00:10:26,139
a stupid legend after all.

294
00:10:26,174 --> 00:10:28,219
And we're gonna have to
make gifts with our own hands

295
00:10:28,243 --> 00:10:30,143
like a bunch of not-lazy children.

296
00:10:30,178 --> 00:10:32,078
I like these old yearbook pictures.

297
00:10:32,113 --> 00:10:33,646
Everyone's hair had so much body.

298
00:10:33,682 --> 00:10:36,015
And everyone's bodies had so much hair.

299
00:10:36,051 --> 00:10:37,717
That's weird. If you look really close

300
00:10:37,752 --> 00:10:39,352
at the picture of the ceramics room,

301
00:10:39,387 --> 00:10:41,254
the exit sign in the
background is backwards.

302
00:10:41,289 --> 00:10:44,310
Cool. I like it when an
exit sign isn't too obvious.

303
00:10:44,335 --> 00:10:45,525
Let me see that.

304
00:10:45,560 --> 00:10:47,260
Holy crap.

305
00:10:47,295 --> 00:10:50,163
The exit sign isn't backwards,
the picture is flopped.

306
00:10:50,198 --> 00:10:52,599
The kid wasn't leaving
from there with pottery.

307
00:10:52,634 --> 00:10:54,501
He was leaving from there.

308
00:10:54,536 --> 00:10:55,835
Whoa. That changes things.

309
00:10:55,871 --> 00:10:57,114
So we'd need to go through either

310
00:10:57,138 --> 00:10:59,517
- the science room...
- Which has clubs every lunch.

311
00:10:59,541 --> 00:11:01,953
- ... or math.
- Which has tutoring every lunch.

312
00:11:01,977 --> 00:11:03,676
- It's full of toots.
- Or...

313
00:11:03,712 --> 00:11:05,545
we dig through the lockers.

314
00:11:05,570 --> 00:11:07,847
You want to dig through steel lockers?

315
00:11:07,883 --> 00:11:09,048
Destroy school property?

316
00:11:09,084 --> 00:11:10,550
Definitely don't do that.

317
00:11:10,585 --> 00:11:12,390
Do that. Do that.

318
00:11:15,039 --> 00:11:16,838
Good afternoon, Theodore.

319
00:11:16,874 --> 00:11:18,694
Mr. B, Mrs. B.

320
00:11:18,719 --> 00:11:21,052
Hey, how are your gifts
for your grandparents going?

321
00:11:21,088 --> 00:11:22,687
Great. We are plugging away.

322
00:11:22,723 --> 00:11:24,422
Yeah? You've been working on 'em?

323
00:11:24,458 --> 00:11:27,025
'Cause I don't remember
seeing you working on them.

324
00:11:27,060 --> 00:11:28,605
- Oh, yeah. - Oh, a
lot. - Too much, maybe.

325
00:11:28,629 --> 00:11:30,095
Speaking of which, uh, Teddy,

326
00:11:30,130 --> 00:11:32,430
we have a quick handyman
question for you.

327
00:11:32,466 --> 00:11:34,099
- Got a sec?
- Shoot.

328
00:11:34,134 --> 00:11:36,668
How would one go about
cutting through a steel locker

329
00:11:36,703 --> 00:11:38,103
and the drywall behind it?

330
00:11:38,138 --> 00:11:39,386
What do you need to do all that for?

331
00:11:39,411 --> 00:11:41,439
We dropped a penny back there.

332
00:11:41,475 --> 00:11:42,841
Sure, I could loan you some stuff.

333
00:11:42,876 --> 00:11:44,543
Well, first thing I'd do is drill

334
00:11:44,578 --> 00:11:47,345
three or four holes about
a 16th of an inch apart

335
00:11:47,381 --> 00:11:49,114
with this guy here.

336
00:11:49,149 --> 00:11:50,882
- Hold onto that.
- He's heavy.

337
00:11:50,918 --> 00:11:52,195
You're perforating the metal with that.

338
00:11:52,219 --> 00:11:54,753
And then I would use a screwdriver
to pry open a larger hole.

339
00:11:54,788 --> 00:11:56,299
Wh-Why don't I hold that one? And he...

340
00:11:56,323 --> 00:11:58,223
- and we'll give this one to Tina.
- Then, Gene,

341
00:11:58,265 --> 00:12:00,566
you hold the, Ba-Ba-da-da.. Tin snips.

342
00:12:00,594 --> 00:12:02,394
- Tin snips.
- Like cutting paper,

343
00:12:02,429 --> 00:12:03,929
but about a million times harder.

344
00:12:03,964 --> 00:12:05,742
Peel back the metal,
then use this keyhole saw

345
00:12:05,766 --> 00:12:07,399
to get through the drywall,

346
00:12:07,434 --> 00:12:09,245
and before you know it,
you've got your penny back.

347
00:12:09,269 --> 00:12:10,969
- Good luck, kids.
- Teddy,

348
00:12:11,004 --> 00:12:13,728
you're the dangerous
uncle we've always wanted.

349
00:12:14,579 --> 00:12:16,107
We appreciate you temporarily

350
00:12:16,143 --> 00:12:17,809
switching lockers, Pocket-Sized Rudy.

351
00:12:17,844 --> 00:12:19,044
Sure thing, guys.

352
00:12:19,079 --> 00:12:20,445
It's a top locker, s... um,

353
00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:22,547
so it might be a tough reach.

354
00:12:22,583 --> 00:12:24,616
- Um...
- You'll do great, kid.

355
00:12:24,651 --> 00:12:26,151
All right.

356
00:12:26,186 --> 00:12:28,320
It's gonna get real
loud real quick in here.

357
00:12:28,355 --> 00:12:30,644
- Tell Gene to start.
- Yep. All right, Gene, hit it.

358
00:12:30,669 --> 00:12:32,924
Okey doke. Welcome to the gong show.

359
00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:36,328
Anywhere from 15 to 45 minutes
of me hitting this gong.

360
00:12:36,363 --> 00:12:38,763
I wish I would've brought
my gong so we could jam.

361
00:12:38,799 --> 00:12:40,231
The one day I don't bring it.

362
00:12:40,267 --> 00:12:42,400
Second verse, same as the first.

363
00:12:42,436 --> 00:12:44,569
One hole down. Lots to go.

364
00:12:44,605 --> 00:12:47,305
Also, power tools are the
best things in the world.

365
00:12:47,341 --> 00:12:49,218
We could have already made
so many gifts, just saying.

366
00:12:49,242 --> 00:12:51,089
Can't hear you!

367
00:12:51,603 --> 00:12:53,302
Oh, a-are you in there, Lin?

368
00:12:53,347 --> 00:12:54,746
No, it's me. Teddy.

369
00:12:54,781 --> 00:12:57,315
Teddy? Thi-This is
the employee bathroom.

370
00:12:57,351 --> 00:13:00,352
- Yeah, I know. -
You're-you're not an employee.

371
00:13:00,379 --> 00:13:01,957
Right. I was gonna
use the customer bathroom,

372
00:13:01,989 --> 00:13:03,355
but then I thought, eh,

373
00:13:03,390 --> 00:13:04,934
I got to keep that
open for our customers.

374
00:13:04,958 --> 00:13:07,192
Uh-huh. But now I can't
use my own bathroom.

375
00:13:07,227 --> 00:13:09,527
Yeah, right. Well, here we are.

376
00:13:09,563 --> 00:13:11,296
- Yep.
- I'll be quick.

377
00:13:11,331 --> 00:13:13,331
- Don't worry about it, Bobby.
- That'd be great.

378
00:13:14,601 --> 00:13:15,778
Oh, my God.

379
00:13:15,802 --> 00:13:17,202
- Hey, Bobby?
- Yeah?

380
00:13:17,237 --> 00:13:18,861
Is there a plunger in
here I'm not seeing?

381
00:13:18,886 --> 00:13:20,017
- Teddy, I don't like that question.
- Uh...

382
00:13:20,042 --> 00:13:22,050
Okay, what are you
doing in there, Teddy?

383
00:13:22,075 --> 00:13:23,453
- I'm finishing up, I'm finishing up.
- Uh...

384
00:13:23,477 --> 00:13:24,554
- Okay, just get out now.
- There's water everywhere!

385
00:13:24,578 --> 00:13:25,543
Oh, God, there's water everywhere.

386
00:13:25,579 --> 00:13:26,978
Unlock the door, Teddy!

387
00:13:27,014 --> 00:13:28,658
Ah, it's locked! How do
you open this thing, Bobby?

388
00:13:28,682 --> 00:13:30,382
I'm gonna break it down!

389
00:13:30,417 --> 00:13:31,894
- No, don't break the door, Teddy!
- I'm gonna...

390
00:13:31,918 --> 00:13:34,364
- I got water all over my shoes!
- Just unlock it, and I'll open it!

391
00:13:34,388 --> 00:13:35,687
I'm getting water all over my...

392
00:13:38,392 --> 00:13:40,191
How's it going in there, T?

393
00:13:40,227 --> 00:13:45,330
This metal knows we are
wrong to seek the treasure.

394
00:13:45,365 --> 00:13:47,966
- Okay, cramping up. Switch.
- All right, I'll take a shift.

395
00:13:48,001 --> 00:13:49,634
Hey, this isn't so tough... Yes, it is!

396
00:13:49,678 --> 00:13:52,444
- I'm cramping up already. Switch.
- Give me those.

397
00:13:52,469 --> 00:13:54,639
Ha-ha!

398
00:13:54,675 --> 00:13:56,408
I did one snip.

399
00:13:56,443 --> 00:13:57,909
Of so many snips.

400
00:13:57,944 --> 00:13:59,511
Admit it, Louise, making a pot holder

401
00:13:59,546 --> 00:14:00,690
sounds pretty good
right now, doesn't it?

402
00:14:00,714 --> 00:14:01,813
No.

403
00:14:01,848 --> 00:14:02,881
This is worth it.

404
00:14:02,916 --> 00:14:04,683
This is totally easy.

405
00:14:04,718 --> 00:14:06,017
Come on, tiny muscles.

406
00:14:06,086 --> 00:14:07,318
Okay, switch.

407
00:14:07,354 --> 00:14:09,587
- Oh, boy.
- What happened, Teddy?

408
00:14:09,623 --> 00:14:11,823
That, uh, screw flew out like a shot.

409
00:14:11,858 --> 00:14:13,058
It could be anywhere.

410
00:14:13,093 --> 00:14:14,592
Oh, God. Sir, don't swallow.

411
00:14:14,628 --> 00:14:15,828
- Spit that out, please.
- Huh?

412
00:14:15,862 --> 00:14:17,429
You might be chewing on a screw.

413
00:14:17,464 --> 00:14:19,230
Uh, y-you're probably
not chewing on a screw,

414
00:14:19,266 --> 00:14:21,099
but-but, yeah, go ahead
and spit it out, hon.

415
00:14:21,134 --> 00:14:23,768
- Uh-huh. -Okay, this magnet says
there's nothing in this bite.

416
00:14:23,804 --> 00:14:25,548
I'm just gonna run it
over your plate real quick.

417
00:14:25,572 --> 00:14:27,939
- Just real quick. You just
enjoy your meal. -Uh, um...

418
00:14:27,974 --> 00:14:29,519
Not touching your food,
not touching your food.

419
00:14:29,543 --> 00:14:31,187
Okay, it made a little
contact right there,

420
00:14:31,211 --> 00:14:32,855
but I'm not gonna do it
again, just a little bit.

421
00:14:32,879 --> 00:14:34,457
- Let me check the fries.
- She's checking the fries.

422
00:14:34,481 --> 00:14:36,614
- Checking the fries.
- Wha-What's happening now?

423
00:14:36,650 --> 00:14:38,290
- I hate...
- It's all under control, Bob.

424
00:14:38,318 --> 00:14:40,018
I was just looking for a missing screw.

425
00:14:40,053 --> 00:14:41,886
If you could just lift
your legs for a second.

426
00:14:41,922 --> 00:14:43,599
Continue to enjoy your meal
while you lift your legs.

427
00:14:43,623 --> 00:14:45,590
Sorry about what's happening. I...

428
00:14:45,625 --> 00:14:47,559
These are very nice
shoes you got, you know?

429
00:14:47,594 --> 00:14:49,928
Do they come in a 13 on the
left and 11 on the right?

430
00:14:49,963 --> 00:14:52,063
You know what? I'm just
gonna go back to the kitchen.

431
00:14:52,099 --> 00:14:53,298
Okay.

432
00:14:53,333 --> 00:14:54,644
I think we're all happy to be past

433
00:14:54,668 --> 00:14:55,900
the sheet metal phase.

434
00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:58,036
- Are we in a union now?
- Guys.

435
00:14:58,071 --> 00:15:00,205
Only a pathetic little
wall stands between us

436
00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:02,729
and all the ceramics we could
ever want to say we made.

437
00:15:02,754 --> 00:15:04,075
Which is wrong.

438
00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:05,922
Our grandparents might never
know we didn't make their gifts,

439
00:15:05,946 --> 00:15:07,912
but we will. A lie is not a gift.

440
00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:10,048
Okay, your conscience
needs to take a breather.

441
00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:12,250
Also your breath needs
to have a conscience.

442
00:15:12,285 --> 00:15:14,419
I'm going to start sawing
through this drywall.

443
00:15:14,454 --> 00:15:15,832
You guys find a way to ditch the dust

444
00:15:15,856 --> 00:15:17,774
without making anyone suspicious.

445
00:15:21,956 --> 00:15:25,006
Man, all this dandruff
is so embarrassing.

446
00:15:25,031 --> 00:15:27,332
What's all this cocaine doing at school?

447
00:15:27,367 --> 00:15:28,967
Throw it away.

448
00:15:29,002 --> 00:15:31,603
Does anybody have any
water for this baby formula?

449
00:15:31,638 --> 00:15:33,104
No? Okay, I'll throw it out.

450
00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:34,572
What's your deal, Tina?

451
00:15:34,608 --> 00:15:36,741
Worry about your own
damn deal, Jimmy Jr.

452
00:15:36,777 --> 00:15:38,309
How are we doing in here?

453
00:15:39,546 --> 00:15:41,946
Yes. Tina, flashlight.

454
00:15:41,982 --> 00:15:44,996
The legend. It's real.

455
00:15:45,021 --> 00:15:47,685
I wouldn't say completely worth
the absurd amount of effort.

456
00:15:47,721 --> 00:15:49,287
But, yeah.

457
00:15:49,322 --> 00:15:50,455
Okay, back to sawing.

458
00:15:50,490 --> 00:15:51,589
We're so close.

459
00:15:51,625 --> 00:15:54,192
We are so...

460
00:15:54,227 --> 00:15:55,857
Busted.

461
00:15:55,882 --> 00:15:57,988
Are those power tools?

462
00:15:58,013 --> 00:16:01,366
Oh, good Lord, you are double busted.

463
00:16:01,401 --> 00:16:04,748
But not triple busted. Phew.

464
00:16:05,906 --> 00:16:07,935
This is very unlike you, Belchers.

465
00:16:07,971 --> 00:16:10,443
Simple pranks, lackadaisical
schoolwork, sure.

466
00:16:10,468 --> 00:16:13,035
But demolishing school
property on purpose?

467
00:16:13,070 --> 00:16:15,371
With power tools? Power tools?

468
00:16:15,406 --> 00:16:16,983
We're gonna need those
back, by the way. I mean,

469
00:16:17,007 --> 00:16:18,552
we don't know what you're talking about?

470
00:16:18,576 --> 00:16:19,942
That poor locker.

471
00:16:19,977 --> 00:16:22,444
All right, well, I need
to contact your parents.

472
00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:24,446
In the meantime, you
are to sit and think

473
00:16:24,482 --> 00:16:26,448
about what you've done.

474
00:16:26,484 --> 00:16:27,816
We're gonna get expelled.

475
00:16:27,852 --> 00:16:29,051
How do they do that?

476
00:16:29,086 --> 00:16:30,386
Out of a cannon or something?

477
00:16:30,421 --> 00:16:32,054
Wait, he took our flashlight.

478
00:16:32,089 --> 00:16:34,923
That seems like a weird
punishment. But fair.

479
00:16:34,959 --> 00:16:37,793
Hey, he... wait, he took our saw.
But not the drill?

480
00:16:37,827 --> 00:16:39,638
And why isn't he calling
Mom and Dad in front of us?

481
00:16:39,663 --> 00:16:41,296
He loves doing that.

482
00:16:41,332 --> 00:16:43,332
Oh, my God. Come on.

483
00:16:43,690 --> 00:16:45,090
Look.

484
00:16:45,115 --> 00:16:46,948
It's been sawed more.

485
00:16:48,205 --> 00:16:50,072
Mr. Frond?

486
00:16:50,107 --> 00:16:52,474
You're supposed to be in my office.

487
00:16:52,510 --> 00:16:53,642
G-Go away, children.

488
00:16:53,677 --> 00:16:55,256
Where is it? Where is it?

489
00:16:55,291 --> 00:16:57,423
- There it is.
- What are you doing?

490
00:16:57,448 --> 00:16:58,692
I don't want to talk about it, okay?

491
00:16:58,716 --> 00:17:00,429
It's personal.

492
00:17:02,234 --> 00:17:03,429
Don't touch that!

493
00:17:03,898 --> 00:17:05,687
"Seventh grade secretary."

494
00:17:05,723 --> 00:17:07,256
Dave Titus, check.

495
00:17:07,291 --> 00:17:08,757
Phillip Frond, no check.

496
00:17:08,793 --> 00:17:09,970
Here's another, here's another.

497
00:17:09,994 --> 00:17:11,293
They're all the same.

498
00:17:11,328 --> 00:17:13,629
What the "H" is going on here?

499
00:17:13,664 --> 00:17:16,365
- Yeah, Frond, talk.
- Fine.

500
00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:18,534
When I was in seventh
grade here at Wagstaff,

501
00:17:18,569 --> 00:17:22,171
I ran for class secretary
against Dave Titus.

502
00:17:22,206 --> 00:17:23,650
- And because I was
popularity-challenged,

503
00:17:23,674 --> 00:17:25,441
- I was expected to lose.
- _

504
00:17:25,476 --> 00:17:27,676
They were counting the
votes in the ceramics room.

505
00:17:27,711 --> 00:17:30,479
The teacher got up to go to the
bathroom right when I happened

506
00:17:30,514 --> 00:17:33,015
to be pacing in the hallway.
I don't know what came over me,

507
00:17:33,050 --> 00:17:34,783
but I grabbed a bunch of votes for Dave,

508
00:17:34,819 --> 00:17:36,118
and stuffed them in a vase.

509
00:17:36,153 --> 00:17:37,686
- Whoa.
- You cheated?

510
00:17:37,721 --> 00:17:40,322
I was gonna hide the
vase or-or confess, maybe.

511
00:17:40,357 --> 00:17:42,691
But-but that weekend was the fire.

512
00:17:42,726 --> 00:17:44,359
And they walled the room up.

513
00:17:44,395 --> 00:17:47,187
Then, just like that,
my greatest mistake

514
00:17:47,212 --> 00:17:49,498
and my darkest secret was sealed up.

515
00:17:49,533 --> 00:17:51,834
Welcome to my nightmare.

516
00:17:51,869 --> 00:17:53,469
I beg you, do not tell anyone

517
00:17:53,504 --> 00:17:55,425
about the unthinkable thing I did.

518
00:17:55,457 --> 00:17:58,409
How about we don't get
in any trouble at all,

519
00:17:58,434 --> 00:18:00,909
and in return, we promise
not to tell anyone.

520
00:18:00,945 --> 00:18:02,311
- Deal?
- Fine. Done.

521
00:18:02,346 --> 00:18:05,011
And we each get to take a
couple things off the shelf.

522
00:18:05,036 --> 00:18:07,524
- Whatever.
- It would ruin me if this got out.

523
00:18:07,550 --> 00:18:10,018
I mean, who would listen to a
guidance counselor that did this?

524
00:18:10,054 --> 00:18:11,553
No one, that's who.

525
00:18:11,589 --> 00:18:13,322
Mr. Frond, I-I think
you've been holding

526
00:18:13,357 --> 00:18:14,923
onto this secret when you don't have to.

527
00:18:14,959 --> 00:18:17,874
This may sound crazy, but
kids might listen to you more

528
00:18:17,909 --> 00:18:20,172
if they knew that you made a big mistake
when you were their age.

529
00:18:20,197 --> 00:18:22,679
You know what, Tina? You're right.

530
00:18:22,704 --> 00:18:24,600
That does sound crazy.

531
00:18:24,635 --> 00:18:27,936
Nobody wants a relatable guidance
counselor. Kids think I'm perfect.

532
00:18:27,972 --> 00:18:29,505
That's why they listen to me.

533
00:18:29,540 --> 00:18:31,373
Wait. Why did you break in here?

534
00:18:31,408 --> 00:18:33,656
For the pottery. So we
wouldn't have to make

535
00:18:33,681 --> 00:18:35,344
presents for our grandparents.

536
00:18:35,379 --> 00:18:37,346
- Ugh, really?
- Really.

537
00:18:37,381 --> 00:18:39,248
Then let's just take
our horrible secrets,

538
00:18:39,283 --> 00:18:41,750
push them down deep
inside where they belong,

539
00:18:41,785 --> 00:18:43,585
and go our separate ways, shall we?

540
00:18:43,621 --> 00:18:45,521
Sounds great. Ooh.

541
00:18:45,556 --> 00:18:47,723
That one has a certain
Gene Ne sais quoi.

542
00:18:48,313 --> 00:18:52,069
No. Damn it. Tina's right.

543
00:18:52,094 --> 00:18:53,896
No, I think we covered this.

544
00:18:53,931 --> 00:18:55,430
Tina's wrong.

545
00:18:55,466 --> 00:18:57,633
I don't want this kind
of regret, you know?

546
00:18:57,668 --> 00:18:59,101
I don't want to turn out like him.

547
00:18:59,136 --> 00:19:00,769
- No, you don't.
- You know?

548
00:19:00,804 --> 00:19:02,404
- Like, look at you.
- Yeah.

549
00:19:02,439 --> 00:19:05,407
Ugh. I don't want to
play these off as my own.

550
00:19:05,442 --> 00:19:08,777
Not to my grandparents who
might semi-treasure them.

551
00:19:08,812 --> 00:19:11,146
A lie is a crappy gift.

552
00:19:11,181 --> 00:19:12,648
That's great, Louise. See, Mr. Frond?

553
00:19:12,683 --> 00:19:14,383
Louise learned from your mistake,

554
00:19:14,418 --> 00:19:16,885
so she wouldn't have to
make that mistake herself.

555
00:19:16,921 --> 00:19:18,253
What are you even talking about?

556
00:19:18,289 --> 00:19:19,721
Where do you get this stuff from?

557
00:19:19,757 --> 00:19:21,123
So what are we gonna do now?

558
00:19:21,158 --> 00:19:22,624
Learn origami real quick?

559
00:19:22,660 --> 00:19:24,259
I might have an idea.

560
00:19:24,295 --> 00:19:26,662
It smells like smoky mold,

561
00:19:26,697 --> 00:19:28,163
but it kind of works.

562
00:19:28,198 --> 00:19:30,599
You're making me so hungry for cheese.

563
00:19:30,634 --> 00:19:31,967
What do you think of my pinch pot?

564
00:19:32,002 --> 00:19:34,336
It's, um, well, you made it.

565
00:19:34,371 --> 00:19:36,138
I'm loving my mug. Uh...

566
00:19:36,173 --> 00:19:37,906
I'm loving my short vase.

567
00:19:37,942 --> 00:19:41,143
Teddy, listen.

568
00:19:41,178 --> 00:19:43,278
I-I don't want you to take
this the wrong way, but...

569
00:19:43,314 --> 00:19:45,347
- Bob, we got to talk.
- Okay.

570
00:19:45,382 --> 00:19:47,950
It's just not working out,
you know? It's... it's you.

571
00:19:47,985 --> 00:19:50,352
- Because you're a good
guy, you know? - Uh-huh.

572
00:19:50,387 --> 00:19:53,088
You're just... you're tough
to share a workspace with.

573
00:19:53,123 --> 00:19:54,968
- You know what I mean?
- Yeah, I get it. No, no. I...

574
00:19:54,992 --> 00:19:55,958
- Yeah, we're both perfectionists.
- Yeah.

575
00:19:55,993 --> 00:19:57,326
Me more than you, but yes.

576
00:19:57,361 --> 00:19:58,505
Everything you're saying makes sense.

577
00:19:58,529 --> 00:19:59,494
Not to mention you're always talking.

578
00:19:59,530 --> 00:20:00,540
- Mm-hmm.
- I'm trying to work,

579
00:20:00,564 --> 00:20:01,608
- and you're talking.
- Right.

580
00:20:01,632 --> 00:20:02,598
- Bup, bup, bup, bup.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

581
00:20:02,633 --> 00:20:04,266
All-all-all
good points.

582
00:20:04,301 --> 00:20:06,835
So I'm just gonna do this
phone stuff from home.

583
00:20:06,870 --> 00:20:09,304
Unless you want to leave.
Work at a different restaurant?

584
00:20:09,340 --> 00:20:11,707
No, I'll-I'll probably
stick here with this one.

585
00:20:11,742 --> 00:20:14,054
- Yeah, your stuff's already here
anyway, right? -Right, right.

586
00:20:14,078 --> 00:20:15,944
- Eh...
- Seems more reasonable.

587
00:20:15,980 --> 00:20:17,346
Okay, Ma, got to go.

588
00:20:17,381 --> 00:20:18,547
Mwah, mwah, mwah.

589
00:20:18,582 --> 00:20:20,382
Good luck with your glaucoma exam.

590
00:20:20,417 --> 00:20:22,618
Don't cheat. Oh, you hung up.

591
00:20:22,653 --> 00:20:25,354
The grandparents loved
your handmade presents.

592
00:20:25,389 --> 00:20:27,189
- Nice job, kids.
- Hey, Mom,

593
00:20:27,224 --> 00:20:29,324
how come you're not wearing
the necklace we made you?

594
00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:31,159
- Oh, am I not wearing it?
- Nope.

595
00:20:31,195 --> 00:20:32,394
It's hard to tell if it's on.

596
00:20:32,429 --> 00:20:34,534
- Put it on, woman.
- Okay.

597
00:20:34,559 --> 00:20:36,308
All right.

598
00:20:36,333 --> 00:20:38,545
- Little heavy?
- Maybe a little. It's just a little...

599
00:20:38,569 --> 00:20:40,202
Hey, Dad, where's the gift we made you?

600
00:20:40,237 --> 00:20:42,404
You mean this wet clump of clay?

601
00:20:42,439 --> 00:20:45,340
We didn't know what you wanted.
Dads are so hard to shop for.

602
00:20:45,376 --> 00:20:47,843
Think of it as the gift
card of handmade gifts.

603
00:20:47,878 --> 00:20:50,145
- Thanks?
- Aw, don't mention it.

604
00:20:50,180 --> 00:20:52,547
? Makin' it by hand
for Gram and Gramps ?

605
00:20:52,583 --> 00:20:54,082
? Oh ?

606
00:20:54,118 --> 00:20:58,320
? Makin' it by hand
for Gram and Gramps ?

607
00:20:58,355 --> 00:21:01,490
? Ooh ?

608
00:21:01,525 --> 00:21:04,860
? It's the thought that counts ?

609
00:21:04,895 --> 00:21:06,728
- ? Don't look too close ?
- ? Oh ?

610
00:21:06,772 --> 00:21:11,041
? Makin' it by hand
for Gram and Gramps ?

611
00:21:11,068 --> 00:21:14,403
? Makin' it by hand
for Gram and Gramps ?

612
00:21:14,438 --> 00:21:19,007
? M-M-M-M-M-M-Makin' it by
hand for Gram and Gramps ?

613
00:21:19,043 --> 00:21:21,677
? I said we're makin' it by
hand for Gram and Gramps. ?

614
00:21:21,712 --> 00:21:24,773
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